check out a Wilmington-based humor writer, Celia Rivenbark

Warning: Celia Rivenbark can be politically incorrect!

http://www.thesunnews.com/2010/10/17/1752258/waiting-for-my-wake-up-call.html

http://www.thesunnews.com/2007/01/21/35655/theres-no-test-for-southern-vocabulary.html

Her books include:
Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank
Bless Your Heart, Tramp
We're Just Like You, Only Prettier